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[28 Nov 2005|07:27am]
Ino let's make a soundtrack to our fanfics!! Like "Why Don't You Get A Job" for our NejiGai fic!! ^___^

C'mon let's like, do it together when I get back from training!! ((a.k.a. school, Tati. XD))
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[26 Nov 2005|09:46am]
I MEAN PARIS! *giggles and twirls hair*
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[26 Nov 2005|09:46am]
IM OFF TO LONDON!
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Tsk tsk [26 Nov 2005|01:26am]
u_u

It's actually more saddening than irritating to see someone so insecure about losing their partner that they feel the need to make fun of everyone who is close and/or friendly with their partner! I mean honestly would someone take the time to do such a thing out of pure annoyance? If he was so annoyed in the first place he wouldn't even take the time. And how could he really HATE them?? Their own "stupidity" and personalities shouldn't bother him that much as to make him hate them. So his boyfriend must be the motive. Or else he's just a really bored, lonely, sad person.

So which is it Neji?
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Kiba smells! [22 Nov 2005|07:18am]
[ mood | kiba is so dumb! ]

I hate you Kiba and I'm gonna get back at you!!!

You pansy! Your underwear smells bad and has stains in it!


And and you can't spell! And you lose all your boyfriends!



And Sir Leader and Kankuro and Shino are too good for you!

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[13 Nov 2005|09:38am]
Omg.................

I wanna be a werewolf. :0



HEY NEJI LETS BE BFFLS!!!!!!! And Kiba you like need to get your ass in gear and throw that sleepover!!! And we can make sex tapes or something cuz Ino and I have been slacking on that and WE'RE CRAZED YAOI FANGIRLS so we need that!!!!!

K LUV U BAI!
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UGH. [22 Oct 2005|09:20am]
WHERE. IS. ALL. THE. GAY. SEX. ?!?!!!


Like, seriously you guys. Like, omgthatssoNOThot. T_T

Oh ya, and Shika we like need to like train and stuff cuz I've been like slacking and you need to like teach me like a golf instructor I think *giggle*

And like... uh... Gai!!! Um.. let's go see a movie. ^_^

And uh... Kakashi-san!! let's you and me have a sleepover. NO ONE ELSE. :D



WHERE IS TSUNADE-SAMA?!?!? ;____________________;
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[18 Sep 2005|11:25am]
HEY KAGARI!!!!!! ITS OVER!

:D

Now I'm gonna go get plastic surgery and breast implants and hair extensions and whore myself!

Oh and I killed the baby!

Zaku helped me! Thanks a bunch babe! ;D
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[09 Sep 2005|06:49am]
Kagari got me pregnant.



u__u But like.. Uhm.. 9.9


How come no one was mean to Sasuke and Lee when they got pregnant but they were to Tenten? Is it because shes a girl? Are you gonna be mean to me?! =OOOO
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[02 Sep 2005|08:35pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Ummm

I lost my virginity. And Kagari did stuff to me un my pants. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

And we wathced porn! And and.. then I kicked him out cuz my mom would get mad and... O_O

Well Ino you know what I mean at least. ^_^

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[02 Sep 2005|10:45am]
SIRS ADN SERVANTS ARE MAENT OT BE TOGETHER!


And I touched Kagari's penis. ^_^ *giggle*
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[17 Aug 2005|06:48am]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Dosu is my boyfriend and it's so awesome and I think Dosu is awesome you guys.

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[15 Aug 2005|05:29pm]
[ mood | holy ]

I, the Lord of sea and sky,
I have seen many hot guys.
They who kiss in the dark and screw,
My hand will save.

I, who made the stars of night,
I will make their asses tight.
Who will point my lens to them?
Whom shall I send?

I, the Lord of snow and rain,
I have seen many asses in pain.
I have wept for love of them.
They turn away.

I will break their hearts of stone,
Give them toys for sex alone.
I will speak my words to them.
Whom shall I send?

I, the Lord of wind and flame,
I will taunt Kaiza the lame.
I will set a feast for MYSELF.
He stole my name.

Finest porns I will provide,
'Til the fangirls be satisfied.
I will give my films to them.
Whom shall I send?

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[08 Aug 2005|06:30pm]
[ mood | busy ]

OKAY EVRYONE WE'RE GONNA DO A VOTE AND PLEASE VOTE BECUZ THIS IS IMPORTANT TO UR FUTURE

Who do you guys think is Jesus????


-ME, Sakura ♥

-Dosu the rapist murderous psycho

-the other guy with an X on his chin who talks like he's Gollum


You're vote counts!! ^_^

Voting closes on Friday. We will decide who Jesus is.

Remeber....

A vote for Sakura... is a vote for hot gay sex.

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[05 Aug 2005|09:12pm]
LEE DID WHHAATT?!?!?!!!?!?!?!

OMG THATS SO NOT HOT!!!!
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[05 Aug 2005|05:42pm]
[ mood | OMG PARTAY ]

WOW SO MANY PEOPLE THAT I HARDLY EVEN KNOW CAME!!! THATS KINDA KEWL I GESS!!!

Ummm liek Ino r we gunna throw a party or sumthing?? r guys gonna make out?? KEWL!!!

but uh there r a few hook-ups i wanna see and we must arrange them. ;)



WHERE IS KIBA?!?!? Did Kankuro liek kill him or sumthing????

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[31 Jul 2005|11:46pm]
NA-G EVEN THO I HATE U I STILL THINK U SHOULDNT DIE SO TRY NOT TO GET KILLED THAT WOULD MAKE GAI SO SAD I BET AND I LUV GAI HES SO NICE AND STUFF ;-;
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[30 Jul 2005|05:53pm]
I have a new boyfriend.

His name is Sir Leader.

This is my song to him.

"I'm tired og boys who make me cry
They cheat on me and they tell me lies
I want a love who will never stray
When he sees other girls he looks away

And if he never kisses me well thats alright
Cuz we can just.. cuddle all night.

Gay boyfriend.. gay boyfriend!
I don't really care that you are queer.
Gay boyfriend! Gay boyfriend!
I'll never feel lonely when you are near.

I will be a great romance.
We'll go shopping and buy some pants.
You dont care how big my ass is
Just how fabulous my dress it.

Gay boyfriend.. gay boyfriend!
I don't really care that you are queer.
Gay boyfriend! Gay boyfriend!
I'll never feel lonely when you are near.

You cry at movies.. on our dates.
Romantic comedies sure are great.
When you're sad I'll dry your tears
Cuz I'll always think that you are fierce.

I like cigarettes.. and that's no gag.
But you'll always be my favorite fag.
You'll always be my favorite fag.
You'll always be my favorite fag.
You'll always be my.. faaaaaaaavorite faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY Gay boyfriend.. gay boyfriend!
I don't really care that you are queer.
Gay boyfriend! Gay boyfriend!
I'll never feel lonely when you are near.

La la la la la la la!!!"

That's for you, boyfriend.
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[30 Jul 2005|10:36am]
updates:

im now ayame-sama's student
im a professional poet
im Sir Leader's BFF. also known as SLBFF.
im Naruto's manager.


thats all 4 now.
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*__* [29 Jul 2005|08:34pm]
[ mood | *__* ]

Ayame-sama is the best. *_*

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